I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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