Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he puts the penis in happiness.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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