Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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