i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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