I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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