My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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