whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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