He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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