btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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