its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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