Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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