So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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