Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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