I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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