Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
