I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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