Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
