there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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