Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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