Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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