What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You made out with two different species that night
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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