Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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