respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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