You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Two words: nipple clamps
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