I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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