That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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