wakey wakey hands off snakey
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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