In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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