Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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