This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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