you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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