do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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