Dual....:-)
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I miss vodka workout Fridays
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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