Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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