Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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