i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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