So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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