Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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