He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I had to cum in my sink.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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