You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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