we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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