so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Is it because I queefed?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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