i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
