It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
