You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She's the barista slut.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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