I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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