..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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