now i know why i became what i already was.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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