yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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