I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm really busy with my period
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