Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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