I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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