After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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