College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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